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Joke of the Day
"I know why I study with the blinds closed. The reason awful, ghastly... I shutter to think"
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"''Have you heard my knock-knock joke?'' asked the blonde. ''No'' said the brunette. ''Okay'' said the blonde ''you start.''"
"Did you hear about the guy who invented the shovel? They say his invention was groundbreaking"
"How I met your father announced. Starring me and your mom."
"Dear Muslim refugees: just pretend to be Christian. That's what most Christians do anyways."
"Why do audiophiles nerver loose a fight? Because they're lossless."
"Every grocery store has free samples if you're quick enough"
"[sanitation worker knocks at my door] The amount of McDonald's related trash we're collecting from your home each week has us concerned."
"Whenever I see Americans make fun of Kim Jong-un, I think to myself Come on, you're bigger than that."
"Why does a chicken coop have only two doors? If it had four, it would be a chicken sedan."