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Joke of the Day

"You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me."

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"Breastfeeding in public. This hating of people that breastfeed in public should really stop. I can raise my cat any way I want to."
"On the set of a movie... ""Alright folks that's a wrap"" ""Actually sir it's a panini"" ""Ugh..Take five"" But there weren't enough paninis for everyone to take 5"
"Some pigs are born with two vaginas. It's true, ask your mom."
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