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Joke of the Day

"Reporter: Russell Wilson, do you want another Superbowl ring? Wilson: Nah I'll pass."

"What do you call a Mexican Gummy Bear? Delici**OSO**!"

"Are babies like tamagotchis? Like, will my friend take care of it if I forget it at her house?"

"I'll have you know that my penis was once in the guinness book of world records... But then the librarian yelled at me and made me leave the library."

"Helicopter crash A helicopter crashed today over a cemetery on the outskirts of the city. So far the authorities have recovered over 200 bodies."

"A man is setting his password to ""mypenis"" Error: Not long enough"

"wow thanks for dying grandpa that shit is blowing up my Facebook"

"Why did the scarecrow win an award? For being out standing in his field."

"Everybody on Earth must be ''literate''... because nobody ever uses the trash cans anymore :/"

"An 8 yr old boy was screaming at the grocery store because his mom wouldn't buy him a Mars bar. So I bought one and ate it in front of him."