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Joke of the Day
"Without nipples, breasts would be pointless."
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"Why did the blind man become Hitler? Because he could **Nazi.** *(disclaimer may have to read aloud for joke to occur, if laughing occurs for more than 4 seconds please contact your doctor)*"
"What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits."
"please stop asking me to change my password, i'm getting tired of renaming my cat all the time"
"eer booze and fun!' 'Remember an alcoholic & a drunk are not the same thing at all. The alcoholic has to attend meetings."
"Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the pizza before it was cool."
"Botanists should run the fashion industry... ...they really have style."
"classical music sounds really fancy and proper for something composed by guys who threw a bucket of their turds out the window every morning"
"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She gagged a little"
"Why can't you trust atoms? Because they make up everything!"