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Joke of the Day

"Sex Ed class Teacher : any questions? Johnny : which sex position makes the ugliest kids? Teacher : ask your parents. *class fuckin loses it*"

"Bob just couldn't nail his roll down.. .. So he just decided to screw it."

"Why was windows 10 afraid of windows 7? Because windows 7 8 9."

"[God creating beards] ADAM: God, I don't like my face. GOD: Tell ya what, buddy: I'll cover it in pubes. ADAM: What? That's not GOD: Done."

"Father Christmas:I like the story about the girl who steals from the rich and gives it all to Granny. Elf: That's Little Red Robin Hood'!"

"Moms. The original autocorrect."

"Three small children walk into a bar... These kids not used to times square"

"ATTN: Brazilian football fans Don't feel too bad. Your team only lost by a touchdown."

"How did the Girl Scout Samoa cookies get their name? Because after you eat one, you want samoa!"

"Scrabble, it's all fun and games until someone loses an I."