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Joke of the Day

"The Black Third Grader Goes To His Mom. He asks his mom, ""Mom, I have the biggest Dick in the third grade! Is that because I am black?"" She replies, ""Nah Nigga, its because your 19!"""

"Urban Outfitters is just Spencer Gifts in a fedora."

"A man knocked on my door this morning, asking for a small donation towards the local swimming pool... So I gave him a glass of water."

"Three Roads To Ruin There are three roads to Ruin - Women, Gambling and Consultants. Women are the nicest, Gambling is the quickest but Consultants are the surest!"

"A lady never reveals her penis"

"I dunno but if I was a ""doctor to the stars"" I sure wouldn't be bragging about it these days"

"Why do French tanks have a rear-view mirror? To see the front"

"What's the difference between a girl that's praying and a girl that's having a bubble bath? One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole."

"Summer in Scotland. . . Is the best day of the year."

"Why did the young witch have such difficulty writing letters? She had never learned to spell properly."