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Joke of the Day
"Summer in Scotland. . . Is the best day of the year."
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"Did you know they're killing off a main character in my little pony? There's no more apple jack."
"How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes!"
"The finebros confiscated my Epi-Pen I was having an allergic reaction."
"How do bank robbers send messages? By flee mail!"
"NY Friend: ""You're in LA, you don't have to shovel anything!"" Me: ""Yeah? These heaps of broken dreams wont get off the sidewalk themselves."""
"If one more teenager uses the term 'Back in the day'...I swear I'm gonna smack them with a floppy disk and choke them with my legwarmers."
"""Son, would you like to go to college some day, or would you like to keep ordering guac? Your choice."""
"You can't trust Atoms .. They make up everything"
"The cashier at the grocery store just gave me an ""I'm cooler than you"" look. Dude I will fight you with this baby strapped to me"