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Joke of the Day

"A lady never reveals her penis"

"Where do Muslim hipsters shop for clothes? Turban Outfitters!"

"Live debate - where is the ""China"" counter? Someone must be doing this :)"

"Why didn't the boxer cross the road? He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line."

"When does the narwhal bacon? Not on January 18th."

"What is Paula Deen's favorite insect? The Butterfly"

"I was playing 'would you rather', and asked my girlfriend if she'd rather be a goat or a cow for the rest of her life. She asked me which one I'd rather fuck."

"I joined Twitter to have something to do while I waited for the repairman. It's only been 3 years, he should be here any month now."

"what did the depressed monkey say when his tail went through the lawnmower? It won't be long now..."

"Fiance' works at an old folks home and said that they had the heater up to far all day. I guess you can say that she was... Sweating with the Oldies!"