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Joke of the Day
"Why do French tanks have a rear-view mirror? To see the front"
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"Why can't you feel photons? Because they are light."
"The creator of auto-correct died recently May he restraunt in peice"
"What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking? You slow down and add lubricant."
"Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends."
"What do you call Dracula when he goes swimming? Aqua-Vlad"
"Sun Tzu's The Art of War is very applicable in the business world. Just today I made my boss sit facing the window so he had sun in his eyes"
"It's black, and when it falls out of a tree your piano breaks. Your piano."
"Why do Australians have a well balanced walk? They've a chip on both shoulders"
"My wife said i was being immature, so i told her to get the fuck out of my fort."