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Joke of the Day

"Einstein finally developed a theory about space... and it was about time too!"

"At first I wasn't sure about my beard But it's growing on me"

"why does looking at animals covered in oil make me sad, but looking at animals covered in oil and deep-fried make me hungry?"

"Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one."

"What do you call a wind that never gusts? Disgusting. I'll see myself out..."

"I had a piece of Carefree sugarless gum ..and I was still worried! It never kicked in!"

"Why did the Libertarian cross the road? Fuck you, none of your business. Am I being detained?"

"Tom Cruise Jokes, Anyone?"

"I hate when someone steals my idea before I've had it."

"[speed dating] *girl sits down* ""hi im melan- QUICK A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE HAPPENS WHAT WEAPON DO YOU USE ""wha- CORRECT ANSWER WAS KATANA. NEXT"