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Joke of the Day
"ALL OF THE ANIMALS ARE TALKING THIS IS THE BEST ACID EVER LOL -Dr. Dolittle"
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"I want to be elected president, learn the truth about aliens, and then resign."
"""How do you speak with an American accent?"" ""Well, imagine vowels killed your parents, and you're out for revenge."""
"What do you get when 1000 politicians have an idea? A dim light."
"Fun Fact If your parents never had children, chances are that neither will you."
"*has argument with husband* *brings up all the dumb shit he said in 2011* *adds ""Historian"" to bio*"
"Stephen Hawking believes he's solved a huge mystery about black holes ...and he'll keep believing as long as we all play along, ok? He's adorable."
"Survival Tip: if a bear comes at you, do not try to ""sweep the leg"". They've all seen The Karate Kid and learned how to defend against it."
"i never make jokes about domestic violence they really hit close to home"
"The grass isn't always greener on the other side. It's greener where you water it."