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Joke of the Day

"The grass isn't always greener on the other side. It's greener where you water it."

"I had a bukkake party last night. It was a disaster. Nobody came. Edit: Wow! While I was gone this really...exploded."

"Here's a good one The 2016 political race."

"How do you tell which plumber went home for lunch? He's the one with the clean finger."

"What do you call a bull that masturbates? Beef Jerky."

"Just saw a bum with bags wrapped around his feet. Must have them new j's, trying to keep them fresh."

"Hey girl are you the IRS, because you're all up in my business."

"I was two woman away from having a threesome last night"

"Why do all the trees in Kansas lean south? Because Oklahoma sucks."

"Terrible news. The guy who created AMC cinema's has died. His funeral is next Friday at 2:30, 5:20 and 7:45."