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Joke of the Day
"It was Beethoven's 245th birthday yesterday. Of course, that's only 35 in human years "
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Anthea ! Anthea who ? Anthea get home by 8 O'clock or else !"
"A car pool is an extravagant waste of water."
"TIL where the first French fry was made. In grease."
"Apparently the local fruit fly is a smoker..... She goes out every night for a drag."
"What's the difference between a pick-pocket and a peeping tom? A pick-pocket snatches watches."
"Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair."
"I don't know why they invite me to an Easter egg hunt, then freak out when I turn up in camo gear with my rifle."
"Irony= someone tweeting about how broke they are and at the bottom of their post it says: 8 minutes ago via iPad 2 -__-"
"I started a band called 1023 Megabytes We're pretty good but we haven't gotten a gig yet"