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Joke of the Day

"*gets on 1 knee* Jenny... ""OMG"" *places hand on heart and starts crying* ""This is great!"" *gets on 2nd knee* I'm having a heart attack"

"Why do crows fly upside down over The Reservations? Cuz even they are tired of giving Indians free shit."

"What does Fabrizio like to put on his sandwiches? Mustardo!"

"If you want sparkling, sophisticated conversation, catch me early in the month, before I've used up my ten free New York Times articles."

"I want a hair cut please. Certainly which one !"

"What did the hungry terrorist say when he went on a vacation to Hawaii? ***ALOHA SNACKBAR***"

"What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets."

"What do you call a basement full of SJW's? A whine cellar."

"BREAKING: Clint Eastwood visits the Vatican to talk to the empty chair."

"It's not the fall that kills you; it's the sudden stop at the end."