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Joke of the Day

"I like my coffee like I like my women... Hot, dark and bitter."

"Whats a potheads favorite vehicle? The cannaBUS."

"Donald Trump has a plan to keep liberals away from his rallies He's going to call them ""career fairs"""

"Nobody lives forever, but especially not that homeless person I just ran over."

"My teenage son is obsessed with the difference between sine and cosine. But I'm sure it's just a phase."

"I'm so tired of seeing cheesy puns on reddit all the time... I swiss they would just stop already."

"I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later."

"When I got back from Vietnam people asked how I could shoot women and children...I told them, ""it's easy you just don't lead as much"""

"What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? BA-NA-NA-NAAAA"

"- Baby, I can't sleep. - And it was pissing you off that I could?"