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Joke of the Day
"It's not the most beautiful poem, but it's pretty deep I dig you dig he digs she digs we dig"
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"I made $350.05 sucking dick last night. Me: I made $350.05 sucking dick last night. Friend: Wow! Who gave you the nickel? Me: All of them..."
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"You're so fat, you could sell shade."
"Me: I like that... Me: *looks at price tag* .... Me: I don't like that anymore."
"If it weren't for marriage, women would have to spend most of their adult lives arguing with complete strangers."
"What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders.... Zing!!"