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Joke of the Day

"Me: Thank you! Cashier: You have a good one! Me: That's the rumor! Cashier: ..."

"You're like cheese I laugh when I cut you! Edit: First post on Reddit? Why not start with a cheesy joke?"

"Why are there so many Chinese people? Because as soon as you fuck a Chinese girl, you're horny again half an hour later."

"Why does Peter Pan Fly? Because he Neverlands."

"What do the racehorse that finished in second and Michael Jackson have in common? They both came in a little behind."

"Donald Trump is just like Megyn Kelly during sex. Always on top."

"I feel ripped off. I was with a bunch of kids today and not one of them said anything even remotely darndest."

"Dogs can't operate an MRI. But cats can."

"Why was the road upset when the chicken went over him twice? It didn't like being double crossed."

"Don't drink and drive, might hit a bump and spill it."