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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why doesn't Saddam go out drinking? A: Why should he when he can get bombed at home?"

"What's a dogs favorite part of a tree? Stick? BARK!"

"TIL It's not possible to yawn while wearing earphones"

"I enjoy working in a slaughterhouse.. Everything is so cut and dry."

"What does Salvador Dali have for breakfast? Surreal."

"A child is like a blank slate. They make a horrible screeching sound when you drag your nails across their face."

"Did you know that witches don't wear panties? It's so they can get a better grip on the broomstick."

"If caitlyn Jenner goes missing Do they put her photo on the back of a bottle of tranny fluid"

"im 40 and my girlfriend is 12 months pregnant, am i too old to be a father? :/"

"What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive? Jesus, take the wheel!"