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Joke of the Day

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? You really think feminists will ever change anything?"

"I really hate when people only put one word in their submissions title"

"My boss called in sick of me"

"""Knock knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""The pilot! Let me in!"" . . . Too soon?"

"Have you ever noticed that cigars and scotch taste the same? They both taste like my dad's approval."

"So I tried to enter ""penis"" as my new e-mail password... But my computer said it was too short."

"If you complain about not being able to find your boyfriends name on a keychain that store will think you have a boyfriend"

"What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella? The umbrella can be shut up."

"Passionate kiss is like spider web leads to undoing of fly."

"Ive always wanted to be an artist. I draw and paint everyday. But im already 25 so im going to do what bruce jenner did and wait 40 years until im nearly dead."