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Joke of the Day

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? You really think feminists will ever change anything?"

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"I really hate when people only put one word in their submissions title"
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"Have you ever noticed that cigars and scotch taste the same? They both taste like my dad's approval."
"So I tried to enter ""penis"" as my new e-mail password... But my computer said it was too short."
"If you complain about not being able to find your boyfriends name on a keychain that store will think you have a boyfriend"
"What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella? The umbrella can be shut up."
"Passionate kiss is like spider web leads to undoing of fly."
"Ive always wanted to be an artist. I draw and paint everyday. But im already 25 so im going to do what bruce jenner did and wait 40 years until im nearly dead."