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"[spiders pour into room] THEYRE EVERYWHERE [group of tap dancers enter] ALRIGHT MEN THIS IS WHAT WEVE TRAINED FOR"
"Which songs do planets sing? Neptunes."
"Orioles Buck showalter"
"I'm 84% less productive in a swivel chair."
"My wife and I are painting our house. I never knew there were so many greys. I hear there's a book about it. There's at least 50."
"Genie: 1st wish ME: I wish for a pen G: #2 M: another pen G: wtf M: I already lost the 1st pen G: and ur 3rd M: ur not going to believe this"
"To protest Donald Sterling's racist comments I'm going to continue to not care about basketball."
"Somebody needs to wake up Green Day It's October 1st"
"What was the most pivotal point in Jesus' ministry? When he turned the tables on the Temple vendors!"