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Joke of the Day
"Why did Steve Jobs eat all the cookies? Mac users have no CTRL"
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"If I got a dollar for every time a girl told me I was unattractive .. .. I'd eventually be attractive."
"Writing with a dull pencil is pointless..."
"Why did the mushroom get invited to a party? because he was a fungi"
"I named my penis ""Secret"" Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman"
"What does Ronda Rousey's opponents and myself have in common? We both barely last 14 seconds and leave our partners underwhelmed."
"Why did the Papal Palace fill up with kittens? Because the Pope was a cat-holic. Eh? Eh?"
"What do you call the useless piece of skin on the dick? The man"
"After this winter I'm so excited for spring... I wet my plants"
"WebMD would be more accurate if every search result diagnosed you as a hypochondriac."