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Joke of the Day

"Seeing as it's almost time for New Years Celebrations for myself Tonight I am an exorcist, as I shall be ridding the house of all Spirits."

"cops should have two guns to get rid of crime faster . cops should be dual wielding by 2016"

"There's a reason why baseball is America's favorite pastime. It's way past it's time of being relevant."

"it's so hard being a single mom when you have no kids and are a male teenager"

"""Mom, do you have time to play Crazy 8's?"" ""No I'm making dinner, I don't have the time to learn a new game right now."" ""It's not new, it was made in the 1960's"""

"Why do Eskimos have wide noses? Because they pick their nose with their gloves on."

"why girls prefer iphones.... because they are use to its type of Aspect ratio :D"

"[My Joke] Why do galaxies put on boring shows while separated? Because their performance is lack-cluster."

"A good way to start a conversation is 'What's your favorite color'. A good way to end a conversation is What's your favourite colour of a person."

"nothing saves money like being antisocial"