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Joke of the Day
"Why did the tennis player get thrown out of his workshop? He was making a racket."
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"*points to refrigerator* That makes things cold *points to stove* That makes things hot *points to self* That makes things awkward"
"And the Lord said unto John, '.... come forth and ye shall receive eternal life.' But John came fifth and won a toaster."
"Germany Vs Brazil Guess we can say it wasn't even klose."
"What do you get when two lawyers have sex ? A Binding contract that you can't pull out of ... Edit And their are no loop holes other than your client having piercings."
"Where's Spiderman's home page? On the world wide web."
"I want to make a film about a group of friends dealing with their classmate becoming a pop star. Britney's Peers"
"Curiosity microwaved the cat."
"Why did the bear eat his phone? It was a black berry..."
"What's Jay-Z's favorite city to perform in? SHEBOY-gan You're welcome"