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Joke of the Day

"Why did the tennis player get thrown out of his workshop? He was making a racket."

"I don't know why some people are so against jokes about the Nazi's They kill in the Jewish communities"

"If Crunch Berries aren't considered fresh fruit I don't think this diet is going to work out."

"One time I threw my cat at a spider so I could escape, but sure I'd love to hold your baby"

"How do you say Tony Romo in Spanish?(X-post r/nfl) Mark Sanchez."

"How many internet users does it take to change a light-bulb? I dunno. Let's just sign a petition so that hopefully somebody will do it."

"I really hate seeing old people fall over, it makes me feel so bad. Maybe I should stop tripping them over."

"What's the worst thing about getting your keys locked in your car outside an abortion clinic? Having to go inside to ask for a coat hanger."

"Two pretzels were walking down the street... ...One was a salted."

"I'm fed up with all that Superman crap. He saves old women & extinguish fires, but when he flies over Africa, he pretends he doesn't see us?"