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Joke of the Day

"What Happens if you eat Yeast and Shoe Polish ? Every morning you will RISE and SHINE."

"My friend just joined ISIS I was always bothered by his Sunni disposition"

"Why do Hippies love Didgeridoo? It is as close as they can get to making love to a tree."

"What's the worst place to run in to your ex girlfriend? Auschwitz"

"How did Dairy Queen get pregnant? Burger King didn't wrap his Whopper."

"Those girls on the balance beam learn early on that 4 inches isn't much to work with."

"What did the pirate say to the prostitute? Thar she blows!"

"I can't figure out if I'm drinking Malibu rum or licking sun tan lotion off skin."

"pizza is my favorite winter activity"

"I've been married for about 45 lbs."