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Joke of the Day

"Pope joins twitter. Quits being Pope. Takes twittercide to a whole new level. Your move, drama queens."

"How was copper wire invented??? 2 jews fighting over a penny"

"How difficult is it to live with erectile dysfunction? It turns out, it's not very hard at all"

"Why didn't Jarred order the meatball sub? Because he didn't like the size of the meatballs."

"What's the difference between a hockey player and my exgirlfriend? A hockey player will shower after 3 periods"

"My friend just won the Scandinavian excavator championship by moving a beer can from one table to another without denting it. My friend knows his ways around beer."

"I'm on a seafood diet... I see food, and I eat it."

"Why don't black people make good calculus problems (warning: racist) Because they'll never be integrated."

"A dad asks his son... ""What is the 25th letter of the alphabet?"" The son answers, ""Y."" ""Because I want to know!"""

"Bernie Sanders again topped in campaign contributions with most of donations being small contributors... Leave it to a fuckin' jew to rob poor plebs of all their money!"