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Joke of the Day
"Columbus didn't get to India because he was dis-Oriented He found the Americas by Occident."
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"What's a good thing and a bad thing at the same time.... seeing your mother in-law back off a cliff in your new car"
"I checked my hotel room for left behind goods and all I found was this lousey comb. I guess you could say my room was bugged."
"How does Kendall Jenner celebrate Father's Day? She doesn't."
"Doctor Doctor my husband smells like fish Poor sole!"
"If Hitler had a pet, what would it be? A dolphin"
"I've been sleeping with my pocket knife these days... It fucking hurts!"
"The moderators of The Joke Cafe rejected the joke I submitted about my penis. ... They said it was too long."
"Before I give a speech, I always tell myself I won't quote Linkin Park But in the end it doesn't even matter"
"So I shot my first turkey for thanksgiving today... It scared the hell out of the people in the frozen foods section though."