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Joke of the Day

"Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt."

"NEW DRINKING GAME: 1) Put on the new Twilight movie 2) When you press play, take 59 shots of vodka so you can die before it starts."

"The fish said to the... no the fish over heard... dammit that's not it... Okay I had a really good fish joke but forgot it, be patient walleye think it over."

"Redditors are like alchemists. They try to turn their nonsense into gold."

"My six year old lost a tooth. I left a note instead of money ""too dirty."" He has been brushing that one tooth all day. Lesson unlearned"

"69% According to studies, 69% of all people have dirty minds."

"How do you know when you have bad acne? When the blind try to read your face."

"Whats the difference between a hormone and an enzyme??? You can't hear an enzyme, but you can hear a hormone."

"My Dirty apartment..... Is so messy I cant even get in with out my discovery pass."

"My grandpa always said... They were so poor, if he wasn't born a boy during the Depression, he would of had nothing to play with."