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Joke of the Day

"The owner of the Regal movie theatre chain has died. Services will be held Tuesday at 1:00, 4:15, 7:30 & 10:30."

"What is it when a man talks nasty to a woman? Sexual harassment. What is it when a woman talks nasty to a man? $3.99 a minute"

"What do you call a black man in a stunt plane? The brown streak."

"Why are divorces so expensive? Because they are worth it!"

"You wouldn't hate anything about yourself if the world hadn't taught you how."

"Do you know why Santa only work on the 25th of December? Because he knows where all the bad girls are...(sorry)"

"Why did the woman buy new wine glasses? Because the ones she was using made everything blurry."

"My Korean friend died last week... So Yung"

"I treat my body like a temple. By that I mean that a bunch of Jewish guys enter me every Friday night."

"What's the difference between a new golf ball and a spoilt child? One's white and shiny, and the other is shite and whiny!"