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Joke of the Day
"My Korean friend died last week... So Yung"
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"If you can't enjoy sex when I sing Ladysmith Black Mambazo, we either need to hire 9 black men or have the racism talk."
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"What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please."
"What is a Nuclear Physicist's favourite meal? Fission chips."