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Joke of the Day

"I treat my body like a temple. By that I mean that a bunch of Jewish guys enter me every Friday night."

"I've had enough of this shit. I thought to myself as i sat on the toilet for 3 hours."

"A Cleveland Browns fan passed away In his will, he wrote that he wanted 6 players from the team to serve as his pallbearers, so that they could let him down one last time."

"What kind of pig do sows dislike? Male Chauvinist Pigs."

"Men are like computers. Hard to figure out and never enough memory."

"Max has 40 cookies, and decides to eat 34 of them. What does Max have now? Diabetes."

"""Cleanliness is next to godliness."" - Store clerk helping a customer find the cleanliness."

"What's the capital of Greece? About 20."

"What is worse than dying in a mass shooting in America? Your dad finding out you're gay."

"When my girlfriend and I decided to make it official, I told her: I have to tell you, before we met, I was... well...promiscuous. Oh cool she exclaimed. I love Greek mythology."