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Joke of the Day

"Do you know why Santa only work on the 25th of December? Because he knows where all the bad girls are...(sorry)"

"College Jesus Jesus opens the fridge, one of his roommates asks: ""is it wine yet"". Jesus says no it says 'still water'"

"Brokeback Mountain pretty much ruined camping as a male bonding activity for straight guys."

"How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Put it in the microwave until it's Bill Withers"

"If I was a fish... I'd be a broke trout."

"In the expression "" romantic dinner "" for women key word is "" romantic "" and for men - "" dinner""."

"If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive... I'll be a millionaire!"

"Doctor, doctor, what did you say I had? Capricorn? - No, C a n c e r."

"What is Michelle Obama's favorite vegetable? Baraccoli"

"They call it ""pms"" because ""mad cow disease"" was already taken."