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Joke of the Day
"You know how Hitler picked up hot Jewish girls? With a broom and dust pan."
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"If the speed of light is 186,000 miles/sec., what's the speed of darkness?"
"I eat a lot of grapes. I'm basically a wino with no patience."
"Porn Ears? Q: What's the most sensitive part of your body when you're masturbating? A: Your ears."
"If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test?"
"Do you know why I don't eat at Chili's or Applebee's? Because i'm old enough to microwave my own food..."
"What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear? An algae bra."
"I miss the good ol' days, when no one had a clue what 'gluten' was."
"On Fridays, I always dress for what the weather is going to be at 3am when I drunkenly lock myself out of my apartment."
"Don't brag about anything you achieved before 1980. There were billions less people. It was way easier."