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Joke of the Day
"Vegans who drink water disgust me. That's a Fish's house you filthy Savage."
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"Rick Astley's movie collection... You can ask to borrow any movie from Rick Astley except for one. He's never gonna give you Up."
"If you are afraid of pedophiles... ...Grow up!"
"Why don't robots have any brothers? They all have transisters."
"You're meeting identical triplets tonight. One's from the Army, one's a lifestyle Vegan, and one is a diehard Trump supporter. How do you tell them apart? Don't worry. They'll tell you."
"I never knew who my father was Until my mom revealed that she had a sex change"
"I once went to a Japanese Tea ceremony... It was steeped in tradition."
"Want to play the rape game? said Guy. ""No"" said Girl. ""That's the spirit!"" said Guy. Girl is now screwed."
"Did you guys hear about the girl that had three vaginas? She kept getting fucked left, right and centre."
"My Blonde neighbor says me and my friends suck at basketball. I asked her why and she said, ""Because double teaming is against the rules"""