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Joke of the Day

"Rick Astley's movie collection... You can ask to borrow any movie from Rick Astley except for one. He's never gonna give you Up."

"What do you call a cow... With three legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with no legs? That's right! Ground beef. What do you call a cow with two legs? .... YOUR MOM."

"*flexing arms* I'd like you to meet my two good friends, Sledge and- ""Hammer?"" Holy shit that's way cooler.. I was gonna say Sledge 2"

"It's crazy they couldn't shut bob marleys coffin when he died It kept jammin"

"My favourite joke when I was 9. ""Doctor, doctor, I feel like a row of theatres"" ""Did it happen suddenly?"" ""No, it came on in stages"""

"Two deer walk out of a gay bar... One turns to the other and says ""I can't believe I blew 100 bucks back there""."

"Why did the anthropologist eat a lot of yogurt? So that he could understand culture."

"Why did nobody want to be around Hitler? Because he was very gassy."

"There was once a zoo that only had one animal: a dog. It was a pretty Shitzu."

"What does a radical, democrat and republican have in common? They both want to make money off of other people's work!"