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Joke of the Day
"What do I do when my luggage gets tired? I rest my case."
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"Friendly like talking"
"What's the difference between a gay man's moustache and a straight man's moustache? The smell."
"TO: Everyone who has been run over by a boat in Venice... ...my deepest gondolances."
"Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar."
"I kill people for a living with my jokes! HAHAHAHAHHAHA FUCK YOU"
"I'm rubber, you're glue. I'm destroying the planet and you are made of dead horses"
"What makes a little bit of sense, but you'll never understand? Hobos"
"Did you know those round bales of hay you still see in fields were outlawed? Yep. The cows weren't getting a square meal. **Great road trip jokenever gets old* ^(to ^me)"
"Are you made from Na, selenium and xenon? Because you are sodium SeXe. Edit: I have yet to zinc of another chemistry joke."