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Joke of the Day

"I'm glad we finally have a strong leader I mean Putin has how many years of experience? The states are in good Russian hands."

"How Do You Make a Gay Fuck a Woman Shit in her cunt."

"What do Dracula's girlfriend and Mike Tyson have in common? They both go down for the count!!"

"Whats the Diffrence Between Hitler and Usain Bolt? One can acctualy finish a race"

"Where do impoverished Italians live? In the spaghetto"

"What is the difference between an abusive relationship and The Chainsmokers ? Nothing, The hits keep coming"

"""would u like some dessert?"" i ask the moose head above the fireplace ""no thanks im stuffed"" i reply, in a slightly deeper voice"

"Why didn't the white officer shoot the black guy? Just kidding he did"

"Your plastic surgery looks amazing. Your rotting, lifeless corpse is going to look so young. The other corpses will be so jealous."

"I went to get a physical the other day... And the doctor told me that I had to stop masturbating. Shocked, I asked him ""why?"" He said I had to stop because he was giving me a physical."