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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar."
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"I wanted to fold the toilet paper and use it again... but felt that it was too tainted"
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"What's Anakin Skywalker's favorite animal? Well, it was cats, originally, but then he was turned to the dog side."
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