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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a capital lambda? A sheep-da"

"Marriage is like a deck of cards... In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade."

"A man was undressing for the nurse behind a curtain He asks, ""Where do you want me to put my clothes?"" She says, ""On top of mine."""

"I accidentally pooped my pants in the elevator. Now I'm taking this shit to the next level."

"What's the best part about sex with 28-year-olds? There are twenty of them. ( ) (v)"

"Mike Tyson refuses to play on any Playstation... He is an Ex-Boxer."

"""All your dreams will come true"", said my fortune cookie And the next day I realized, I went to work naked and couldn't run when I got chased by that monster"

"Somebody told me that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach... I'm really glad I went for a second opinion before my surgery."

"Why is 9 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate a bunch of PCP and is going apeshit!"

"What has eyes but can't see? Hellen Keller"