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Joke of the Day
"What do you call someone who impersonates a lousy mom? Bad mother faker."
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"Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back Luckily I was the one facing the TV"
"""Dad, could you lend me your chair? I'm fixing the table."" ""Sorry, son. I'm not feeling particularly chairitable today."""
"Watching a documentary is the leading cause of being unbearable in conversations for a week."
"When is booger not a booger? When it('s not)."
"What did Jesus say at the last supper? You guys wanna take a picture? Ok come over to this side of the table."
"A Mexican with a raging erection walks into a wall. What part hits the wall first? The lawnmower."
"Do you know what number does the German Scrum-Half have on their back? Nein"
"Where's the safest place to keep a Man-eating toilet? The women's room."
"What's the difference between a tire and 365 used rubbers? One is a Goodyear, and the other is a great year."