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Joke of the Day
"What do you call someone who impersonates a lousy mom? Bad mother faker."
Next Joke
"I go to strip clubs for the music."
"Seriously how much of Krypton fell to earth and how do bad guys keep finding it? You're Superman, handle your shit. This ain't a game, dawg."
"Why is it so hard to pronounce words in Welsh? It is the language of Wales."
"eer booze and fun!' 'How do barmen surf the web? On the Gin-ternet."
"What looks like half a cat ? The other half !"
"If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Allergies."
"Why I hated my trip to Canada It was a nice country, but as soon as I saw the flag is just wanted to *leaf*"
"The sequel to Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory is just a series of horrified people finding parts of missing kids in their chocolate bars"
":O + :P = 69 Simple math"