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Joke of the Day

"When is booger not a booger? When it('s not)."

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"Q: Where do ghosts live? A: At the dead end."
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"I was asked to give a talk about ignorance... ...but I don't know anything about it."
"Stoned wife wants you to rate her joke Do you remember the type of animal that has a memory that is the opposite of an elephant's? ... I forgot"
"Life is like a penis... Long, simple, and relaxed. It's the women that make it hard."
"I like my women like I like my cigars. Cuban, shipped in bulk and 7 years old."
"I'm sorry, what language are you speaking? It sounds like bullsh*t."