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Joke of the Day

"What's the best part of being a man? You don't have to sleep next to a hairy asshole for the rest of your life."

"One time, I considered becoming a gynecologist... ...but then I heard I'd be dealing with twats every day."

"Why did the scare crow win the award? He was out standing in his field. This has Always been my favourite pun."

"Ladies: If I hit on you please don't panic, I am a bachelor and that's what bachelors do."

"Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody, the pH level of a pineapple can not sustain life."

"Two peanuts were walking down the street.. One was a salted"

"I made this girl fall in love with me textually. She said she wanted to # me @ her place."

"Hey there's this new diet that can help lose pounds fast! Its called the Brexit"

"My neighbour told me I'd left my lights on. I told her she'd left her big nose on."

"elephants sleep standing up you could be chillin with an elephant and at any moment they could just be like ""lmao for sure, g'night"""