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Joke of the Day

"Boy: What's the biggest ant in the world? Girl: My Aunt Boy: No it's an elephant. Girl: You obviously haven't met my Aunt"

"The people in the room next door are definitely just furiously making their bed. Nothing more. NOTHING MORE."

"Where can you drown a hipster? In the mainstream."

"What do vegan zombies crave? GRRAAAAINS!!"

"What is the difference between a priest and a pimple? A pimple waits until your 12 to come on your face"

"What is Trump's favorite book? 50 Shades of Grey: the story of a billionaire dominating and fucking a dumb American."

"So a cannibal passes a priest in the woods."

"What are the man with no shoes say when he was forced to walk on broken glass? Fuck"

"Rapunzel is my favorite story about a girl who would do anything to have her hair pulled."

"I'm really glad they named a park bench after my uncle in memorial. It fits, he was great at having homeless ppl sleep on top of him"