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Joke of the Day
"A Mosquito landed on my wife's face... Easiest decision of my life."
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"No my carpet doesn't match my drapes cause I don't have carpet , Duh...."
"Dating is like vitamins If you don't go outside much you won't get the D."
"I rated that girl a 10 on the pH scale because she looked pretty basic."
"What's the difference between my bed and my imagination? You aren't naked in my bed."
"Why wasn't Christ born in Italy? They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin."
"French-related joke (semi nsfw) When does a Frenchman get his morning wood? A bonne heure."
"A pedophile, a rapist, and a Catholic priest walk into a bar... He orders a drink."
"My favorite workout is a mix between a lunge and a crunch, I call it lunch."
"Reporter: How do you feel that your proposal was turned down by Congress? Obama: Well, I've alw-- Biden: [grabs mic] TURNED DOWN FOR WHAT?"