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Joke of the Day

"Your mama so hairy... ...the only soap she buys is shampoo."

"I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday Not only is it terrible, it's terrible."

"(NSFW) What do a girl's asshole and a 9 volt battery have in common? You know it's wrong, but eventually you have to put your tongue on it."

"So, Lieutenant Dan walks into a bar..."

"Got into a fight with an Egyptian. We were fez to fez."

"What goes 99-clonk 99-clonk 99-clonk ? A centipede with a wooden leg !"

"There are two types of people in this world :) and (:"

"Did you hear about Elon Musk's X in Virginia? They had a firey start, then a major break up."

"A truck driver almost crashed into a dam Son that was close!!! Nope? :( ok I'll shut up..."

"What do you call a Battlefront without EA? Bttlfront"