1901
Joke of the Day
"Internet went down last night My neighbour added a password"
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"What do they call American Liberty in Israel? A valid target."
"This day in Sweden... ...there was a black guy in Gothenburg."
"What's the pound's new name? The ounce"
"[airport] ""you should have used a tag"" [a horse emerges on luggage belt] noone else has brought a horse linda [another horse appears] oh FFS"
"A G N B That's bang out of order."
"What is a pirate's favorite fast food joint? Aaaaarby"
"What kind of people should you stay away from? Trees. They're quite shady."
"I like my men like I like my laundry Clean and hung"
"Hell hath no fury like that of a woman waiting for you to reply to her text all the while she sees you're continuing to send tweets."