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Joke of the Day
"The best stories ever told always end with the words""...and then I got the hell out of there."""
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"Aw, this paint is already dry. Guess I'll watch baseball."
"NSA's pick up lines: ""Did you fall from heaven? Because there's no tracking data on how you arrived at this location"" ""I'd tap that"" ""I know exactly where you have been all my life"""
"Why did the chicken cross the road? He needed to get that high score"
"Drinking could cause memory loss. Or even worse, memory loss."
"Most medicines have side effects... ...except Viagra has front effects. Good bye."
"How do you spell coward? S-O-N-Y"
"I like my women like I like my psychiatrists... Jung."