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Joke of the Day
"I was going to get married once... ...but then I got sick with cancer."
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"What is a Jewish person's favorite job? A lox-smith"
"Bill Cosby was puddin' his pop where it didn't belong."
"Parallel lines have so much in common... It's a shame they'll never meet."
"What kind of back problem did the terrorist have? Scoli-isis"
"Don't get me wrong, I'm not whining because of the cold. I'm whining because I have to wear a entire load of laundry to stay warm"
"What did the black Jew say to the non-believers? We Israel.."
"When/why do feminists hate cannibals? When they make sandwiches, because they're man-spreading."
"Me: I'm completely lost. What's going on in this movie? Him: Lin, I just hit play 90 seconds ago. Me: Wow! New record."
"Four Mexicans drowned over the weekend Newspaper headline: Quatro sinko"