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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman."

"Teacher: Johnny, use the words 'defeat"", ""deduct"" and ""detail"" in a sentence. Johnny: Yes ma'am. ""Defeat of deduct went over defense before detail."""

"A hiring manager had a stack of resumes, took half, and threw them in the trash... Coworker asks, ""what are you doing!?!"" HR Manager said, ""I don't like to hire unlucky people."""

"I just found out that a gay friend of mine is OCD He was the last person I expected to get upset about something not being straight."

"What do you call a murder committed by a gay person? *homo*cide ;)"

"How do they educate locomotive drivers? They train them"

"What do you call a running gag on crutches? A lame joke."

"Submit your best! (Puns) What are your best one or two liner PUNS?"

"To commemorate the day. Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You were supposed to never forget."

"Kids don't listen! I've told mine a hundred times to fall off the top of the slide during recess so we can sue the school."