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Joke of the Day
"What Do You Call A Galloping Musician? Ludvig Van BeetHOOFen."
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"I used to have a job impersonating a German composer. Bach in the day!. (I take no credit for this - as I read it in a magazine)"
"what do you mean you can't deliver pizza to a pillow fort"
"Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals."