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Joke of the Day
"If lemonade is made from lemons, what's a colonnade made from?"
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"What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night? A landmine."
"FRIEND: What's your type? ME: In guys or in blood?"
"There's something strangely unsettling about the petting zoo selling hamburgers."
"There's a book called ""Why Women have sex"" by Cindy Meston. The author also wrote""Why Men have sex"" but I'm guessing thats just a pamphlet."
"59 days until Christmas. I better start untangling the lights."
"What movie aspect ratio do cats prefer? Litterbox."
"A black guy walks into the bar with a parrot on his shoulder The bartender then says ""Well that's special, where did you get it?"" ""Africa"" says the parrot"
"Nigerian people is the best in the world. One of them offered me 1 million dollar via email this morning in just exchange for $100."
"You call it laziness', I call it laziness' too because I don't feel like coming up with an alternate excuse."